(09/26/06)Once again the Cove Leader Press has printed a letter from a angry citizen? So Fuckin What? Jerry Thatcher are you a Moron…..I mean Mormon? How else could one get so many Wives? Are you a failure at Fatherhood, Or a polygamist? How can you preach morals you infidel. I think you should sit down and wright a letter to your editor. Ask yourself a few hard questions. Like… Why am I such a failure? Why can’t I be trusted? Why do I think everybody is inferior? You should watch out who you vent on turd breath. Oh yeah while its on my mind you are a coward. If you had any Balls you would of come told me your beef. Which I would of told you “Who gives a Fuck”, Also your call to the Killeen Daily Hearld was proof you have a yellow streak fatter than the “Yellow Brick Road” It could let all Mexican Illegals that ever crossed the Rio Grand to ride on your back. Now that is one thick yellow streak.
(05/30/06) Woke up this morning and noticed my kitchen window was dark. After getting a closer look I could see a swarm of Bees the size of a Basketball. Well I let my nuts drag……Damn it was scary….I called up the local BEE man Neal Davidson….He tells me to get a box , hold it up to the swarm, and scoop them into the Box! I said are you crazy!! Obviously he was…..After several more searches I found the Bee Vac! What a invention….I quickly modified my shop vac into a Bee sucking machine……I suited up and safely sucked them all into the vac. Next I waited until dark and dumped the Bees into my makeshift Bee hive. That went smooth also. Only one sting. The Bees didn’t like my army footlocker and flew away 2 days later. I was sure looking forward to observing the Bee hive. If anyone has a swarm of Bees(Local) I’ll come get them.
(05/1/06)Life is Good! Snakes are breeding! I’m ready to Jump deep into someones stuff….I advise all those that have beef…Eat the shit at WENDY’S of risk something much worse then colon cancer…Hahaha…Now that shit is funny…
(03/08/06)Whats Happening People? I’ve been Laying low as you know,but its because people will start realizing that I do what I say……Don’t get in my way….Good Day
(01/21/06) HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Get ready for another “NO BULL” session…..A true Life confession of obsession,a straight forward look right up your ass… No holds barred….If you find that your in need,indeed,plead your case to God cuz I dont give a toot about putting my boot in your Poot Shoot…..
(11/27/05) Of course we know what God meant when he said it would be easier for a Fat Jew on a Camel to get thru the eye of a needle, than it would be for a Wealthy Man to Enter the gates of Heaven. Once Again Logic has proved superior to the opposition. 666 a Human Number. Thats 6.66 Billion Souls… Current World Human Total is 6.44 Billion, 220 Million short give or take a few million….. This total amount is all earth can handle before it overloads,crashes and burns……HaHahaa….Salvation? Your statistical Odd of being amongst the 144,000 chosen ones……Live in the Flesh During the 1000 yrs of Peace….. Simple Mathmatical calculation 144,000 divided by 6.66 Billion souls = 2.16216216 × 10-5…. Roughly 2 people per 10,000,000 Not Bad odds if your a Lotto player. Terrible odds when ones soul is on the line…….Good Morning America…..This is the Almighty your creator…..Give me your best 60……What? Thats all that can come on the Mother of all Spaceships…..The rest burn in the lake of Fire…….Whew!!!!! better straighten that ASS out…….Quick…..Time is near….
(11/27/05)I dedicate this Art in the name of my Great-Great Grandfather Paul Lipke the First Jewish Grand Chess Master of Germany 1892……Thanks for those genes……….
(07/31/06) Lets examine a new concept in terrorism, the “Suicide Belt”. Just think for a moment,of any good, such a belt could bring? Are these belts being sold on the open market? It gives spinless wimps enough balls to be a man. No I think not. Its the ultimate selfless act of desperation for existence? Either way these people are fighting the only way they can. What should we learn from such people? People can only take so much shit before they get pissed and unleash a wave of suicide bombers. ….HaHahaa Imagine “Nuclear Belts” everyone can become a sovereign nation….Hahaa…
Diane you force me to start a grass roots project SDSM&A “Shut Diane Steele’s Mouth&Ass” How could so much refuse be created from such small holes? HAHAHA It’s funny how synonymous your two holes are. I find it hard to discipher which is which….for instance.. The shit that comes from your mouth…….Or…Toothless Wonder…..You dont know if I’m talking about your mouth or Ass..Haha
(07/26/05) Lets examine a new concept in terrorism, the “Suicide Belt”. Just think for a moment,of any good, such a belt could bring? Are these belts being sold on the open market? It gives spinless wimps enough balls to be a man. No I think not. Its the ultimate selfless act of desperation for existence? Either way these people are fighting the only way they can. What should we learn from such people? People can only take so much shit before they get pissed and unleash a wave of suicide bombers. ….HaHahaa Imagine “Nuclear Belts” everyone can become a sovereign nation….Hahaa…
(07/12/05) Ursulas’ Pocket smells like Shit. Its all the dead critters that she knows nothing about…HaHa.. Look at my sign next time you drive by. I can’t believe it…Dumb cunt came in and tried to sell me rats?????What the Fuck!Bitch I made it clear that I don’t need your help…….
(06/15/05) Remember Vote Somera Jr. unless you want homeless peoples standing around with signs saying will work for beer…Haha…mostly likely cross-dressing weirdo’s…..”Kanzenbachs’ Gestapo”
(05/29/05) Just a friendly reminder to all those that think I’m the Devil incarnate. If you side with the X-pis of Evil and plot to disrupt,harrass, or because you don’t have a back bone and you just need a nut sac to swing from, cheerleader ass, You go down just like the rest…….HaHaha………..I got a swift kick in the Ass for you………..HaHa
(05/03/05) Censorship free Live from ChameleonCounters your one stop shop for all your creepy crawly needs.
(04/21/05) Did’t think you could shut me up for ever, Did you? Haha See if you can get this Web-site Booted!
(04/20/05) I’ve done so much with so little for so long I can do anything with nothing. Watch your step, loose rock everywhere……Hahahaha…Later
(01/01/05) No where to run no where to hide, its going to be a great 2005. I’ll archive 2004. God with a pass of his hand took 150,000 souls home to the tsunami. The magnitude of 9/11 times 50. Beware God works in mysterious ways. Let us pray we see not the day….China on the Rise? Looks like The Bear and Kings of the East make a Deal?
(12/23/04) Check out the 30 mm carnage were inflicting on those radical fucks….Ha ha
(12/21/04) Bev, finally we are given favor from GOD!The Wicked Witch of the East is leaving us for good.I hope you get smashed by a Truck load of bricks. Ha Ha Ha…So Long you piece of shit.
(12/07/04) Caught everybody off guard with that one! Ha Ha…I got nothing to hide…So where do we go from here! That’s a picture of my rear, I’m laughing so hard its got me in tears.
(11/28/04) If you came to this site for anything other than a good laugh you must be desperate. I can laugh at my ass and so can you. So here’s a cheer, put up your beer, I tell no lie….MOON PIE IN YOUR EYE! Check out the Full Moon.Ha Ha Ha Ha ha ha……………………Gotcha…..
(11/23/04) Video Surveillance at ChameleonCounters has solved four crimes in as many years. 24-7 recording, indoors and out has kept things Kosher…I just installed a new Video surveillance system at my remote site as well….So I’ll be watching every movement that creeps or crawls. Don’t get cranky. I solve every mystery with a investigative nature that would make Sherlock ask me questions. My shamanic animal connection gives me answers to everything not seen my mere men. A connection to pure truth…I thank my Guardian Owl…I see you in the Night..Sleep tight….Ha.Ha Ha… Don’t become Owl pellets……Indians Knew what I am learning…Silent wisdow and nocturnal vision,healing power and magical…I wave my wing and bird will sing….Bling! Bling!
(11/21/04) Petra, for a german girl you sure are stupid. Face it, you have the choice. You choose to read the shit I write. Fuck You! Ha Ha…I dont know why you sent me your phone number, but if you are lonely I can get you plenty of response, but I would be obligated to tell them your a Crack Whore,with no teeth and a Ass that could of floated the sinking Titanic. Your Fucked. I’m not sure which of you makes me sicker. The sight of you which makes me puke or Tammy’s stench which is like a rotting corpse..Puke X 5 HaHaHa…This is what you wanted right? Kevin the repo man said Fuck You Too!Later Turd Breath….
(11/15/04) Valerie, What the Fucks Wrong with you? You need to stop calling and harrassing us on the phone. I am making a complaint with CCPD. If they Catch you slinking around anywhere near,you will be arrested. Take this as a final warning….
(11/09/04) Hey Slant eyes you meet your match? Betty Boop can’t Poop? I’ll get a picture of 11807 Jamestown RD Dallas, TX 75230! If you escalate I’ll anticapate. I’ll make you cry…..I’m e-mailing everybody your file….So smile….I’ve got some candy little boy….Here is where Sloan Stashes all the Stolen reptiles. If Anyone has any details to share about Sloan now is the time to come forward.
Map of 11807 Jamestown Rd
Dallas, TX 75230-2637
Bob Sloan is gay.It was the years of prison and the fact that his Cell mate a 6’Cuban national with a life sentence made Sloan fart on his cock every night.Ha Ha…. But to top it off he is a snitch for the Texas Parks and Wildlife. The Word is out. Your bizz is Bad. I hear he first Blackmails you for a while and then turns you in to the Authorities. His Mama must be proud. He will find out where your collection is and steal you blind, If he can’t Blackmail you first! Watch out for this crafty snake in the grass, he’ll try to climb right up your Ass.The Big Alterna. Ha Ha